That is hilarious and pretty harmless.

What kind of heinous shit would a decent college football team have to do, for this to happen on the same scale?

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

I’ve been waiting for a Law and Order/Bring it On crossover.  

Ah yes, having to hand your cell phone over to the police because some crazy troll mailed a letter. This is truly a great country.

Maybe the cheerleaders did something completely disgusting and amoral, like going to a restaurant with a married man.

Ultraviolence over everything.

Obviously, facts would win the popular vote but lose in the Electoral College.

“You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts.”

I’m hoping we can keep up this level of disappointment and anger among people for the next 17 months so we can harness it for 2018 midterm elections!

I like this moment from earlier today.

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

There’s the solid rule of Grandma McFruitcakes: “If she/he cheated on their ex with you, she/he is going to cheat on you too, eventually”.

I think the article’s author is the one who makes that blame claim, the excerpt from the book just talks about how pill use was normalized between her mom and her friend’s mom.

They are expecting their fifth child. *barfing*

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I have been aware of Tavi’s existence for about three minutes and already I feel influenced.

Can we please retire the word “influencer”??? (And while we’re at it, “creative” as a noun?)