I’m just here thinking about title issues.

Maybe his hands were whittled smaller by repeated slappings, like rocks becoming pebbles via a millennium of ocean waves. 

For some reason I have 2 I never wear. They make me feel claustrophobic.

Do people really use bathrobes? I got one because people on TV wore robes, but found it pretty useless and gave it to goodwill

She looks and sounds intoxicated.

Who knew that Kim was actually the intellectual Kardashian? In comparison to what the other Kardashians have been posting, her tweet is a like a treatise on being a celebrity in the moderne age.

I’m so glad my daughter’s invisible friend Coden Boden only did things like “take vacations on Mars” and not “fortell my imminent demise.”

Maybe Denne gets shit mixed up sometimes. It’s hard to balance haunting this kid while also possessing Hamburger.

Anyone else getting worried that sorting out the mess of this election is going to last well into next year?

There are rumors about Trump being the subject of an FBI investigation. There are also rumors that a couple of seriously damaging things are about to come out about him.

Wouldn’t it be ironic if it was Comey who went to jail over Hillary’s emails??

He isn’t trying to play to black voters. He is pretending to play to black voters so white voters that he has horrified with his open racism will give him a second chance - “oh look, maybe Donald isn’t a raging racist asshole after all, I guess I can vote for him without having a guilty conscience.”

Fantastic. Now let’s get you hooked up to an E-meter.

Oh fuck your face, buddy. Going to his hotel room doesn’t mean shit.

The one and only time she went to his suite she was with two other people. She left. What part of that are you not getting? This repeated sollicitation by Mr.I’ll Be Soooo Good For Women, was going on after she was back in HER suite.

You’re so fucking dumb.

Sorry. I didn’t realize that if I entered a man’s hotel suite that I automatically consented to physical contact. My bad.

Let’s see if I can explain it to you.
I used to work as a professional body waxer. I spent a large portion of my days waxing people’s genitals. I had absolutely no qualms about it. However, on occasion, someone in a social setting would learn what I did and offer me money to come to their house and wax their junk. And…

No, the election isn’t over until the votes are counted. A lot of people may sit this election out in disgust or write in candidates so they feel “pure.” There are also the effects of gerrymandering and the various GOP-driven voter disenfranchisement schemes. Statistically, the polls do give Clinton a better chance…

I would love to see a Venn diagram of Jezzies and Murderinos. I expect a big overlap. Stay Sexy, don’t get murdered!