Stevie Nicks. I’ve seen her in concert several times (solo and with Fleetwood Mac), have all her albums, and cosplayed her at Dragon*Con. If I met her I would never stop crying and then I would die.

I would fall over dead and my corpse probably ugly cry if I got to meet Neil Young.

The words spray painted on the building were spelled correctly. It might not have been a Trump supporter.

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

In my parent’s house, there are framed photos of two very sad women. One is my great grandmother, who stopped speaking for 2 years when her daughter died after falling down a well. The other is my great great aunt, who died of a botched abortion when she was 17. It’s never been a family secret or a morality tale, just…

It would be more hilarious if Melania filed for divorce RIGHT NOW.

Some of it’s makeup but it sure looks like she got really sizable cheek implants to me.

My past experience as a straight man has not been filled with talk about grabbing women and kissing them without asking. But, then again, I don’t usually talk with sex offenders, so that could’ve been it.

The cognitive dissonance required for evangelicals to support this cartoony, adulterous Batman villain come to life must be physically painful.

One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Yeah, I’m old compared to the kids these days. But my personal, general test for if a model is beyond the crop of instagram, wealthy family mediocrity we currently have is “Would this model fit in doing the Freedom 90 music video?” If you can’t move and own the camera the way those models did, then yeah, I’m not…

If I were famous I would fuck with paparazzi like this all the time. “I’m pregnant!” “I’m dating Jennifer Lawrence!” “I just got cast as the next Batman!”

1. Fuck you

Bullshit.

Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.

Tiffany,

“Tiffany is a tremendous young woman with a big and beautiful heart. She was always a great student and a very popular person no matter where she went. I am incredibly proud of Tiffany and how well she has done. — DJT.”

Oh thank goodness Taylor Swift visited this baby, just to make sure we heard about it. What good works this woman does.

I’ll take “Gakked out of his tits” for $800, Alex.