Well said, Albert. Craggs is so goddamned crazy and angry that I think people who haven’t had the pleasure might not guess that he’s also a fucking sweetheart. His talent is obvious to anyone who can read, but what might be less obvious is that he’s a Real Good Dude.

“There Will Be Orange Slices… and Blood”

Did you miss the part where just her name and face were used on text that was written by someone else?

You mean how Gawker puts the original source at the bottom of their articles?

She was 15. The impression you likely have of her is what she became, not what she was then.

What startles me is that Joan Jett was complicit in any of this. Maybe I’ve had the wrong impression of her.

Sorry, but I won't stop having sex with your sister.

Random softball league story:

Any “sport” with an allotment of scoring is actually just a drinking game.

Very northern accent. Radio turned up too high. Speakerphone. Driving a truck with multiple children in the cab. A cooler of Coors Light and Michelob in the back (the Bud Light was consumed within 6 minutes of arrival). Political official.

Dad?

Thanks for the correction. Been drinking a little. You know. because of winning. Hey but good luck with the Twins. Looks like they have the chance to get bounced in the playoffs again. Maybe against the Yankees for the millionth time!

Yes, they were in the running for many of be same roles... *cough* Wait what?

Fuck you.

Melissa McCarthy is great, not really sure why you’re comparing the two.

Not until you’re in the pros, buddy. Not until you’re in the pros.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I too love dippin dots.