A big part of Trump’s appeal is his ugly dickishness. He’s not “PC” don’t ya know. He is who he always has been... a greedy bigoted ignoramus bellowing gibberish to a way too large segment of the population who wanted exactly that. Knowing more about the skeletons in the gauche gold leaf walk-in closets of the Trump…

Re dating Jesus and Aphrodite, did everyone go out on the same date, or was it wacky hijinks where you dashed between two tables of a restaurant like Jack Roper in an episode of “Three’s Company”?

It’s like a zen koan, but for dumb people. 

Last week no Republican senators would answer press questions about Trump’s church photo- op, hence there is film of each of them running from reporters or claiming they didn’t see it, or have to tend to a phone call or some such lie. Now, same deal on Trump’s absurd aspersion against Mr Gugino.

Trump ordered that the gassing and non-lethal shooting of peaceful protesters to not talk about God’s love in front of a church while holding a Bible that’s not even his.

Nonetheless, Murkowski was stirred. “When I saw Gen. Mattis’s comments yesterday I felt like perhaps we’re getting to the point where we can be more honest,” she told the reporter, adding that perhaps conservatives might harness “the courage of our convictions and speak up.”

Nah.  It’s just about three Scaramuccis.

What can he say after all? He doesn’t have the capacity to actually lead a nation. We all knew that in 2016. That we got this far before the country faced major crisis was just the luck of the draw. There was little doubt that if and when the country looked to him for real leadership, he could rise to the challenge.…

Pepperidge Farms remembers 9/11

What’s the big deal? It’s only a photo of a massive, gas-filled structure capable of tremendous damage and also a rocket ship.

Now I want the bumper sticker: “Flush this Turd, November 3rd !!”

By the end of the video, we’ve learned how The Monarchy became so successful, watched Smith’s fully-clothed avatar performing various robotic sex moves in front of an empty couch, and finally gleaned the answer to the ultimate question: “How exactly does semen work in [Second Life?]”

The Biden campaign does not see a good return on investment in trying to “motivate the youth vote.” Young people are fucking frauds and they don’t vote. Fuck them. Spend that money getting all the retired Jewish grannies in Florida to the polls. That’s how you win.

God is saying that Donald Trump is a murderer and #justiceforcarolyn is trending on Twitter right now. At the same time Twitter labels Trump tweets with a FACT-CHECK warning for the first time.

Will someone kill me pls I’m done here

Mediocre President? You give him a lot more credit than I do.

Did anyone else see this story? Trumpo loves the troops! Loves them! Until he has to give them benefits anyway.  https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/05/national-guard-deployments-to-fight-coronavirus-will-end-day-before-benefits-kick-in.html

Sigh. I’d much rather see something like: “Regardless of my opponent’s propensity for name calling, I shall address him as President Trump - until January 20, 2021, when I will address him as former President Trump.”

I know it’s fat-shaming and fat-shaming Trump comes at a cost to others’ emotional well-being but I’ve been giggling at President Plump all day.

Cool. Now can you hide those stupid cutesy filters from every single woman on a dating app in 2020? Please? I beg of you, please make this big-eye/tiny-nosed, butterflied-and-freckled nightmare stop.