Nostradumbass
nostradumbass
3/26/20
8:53 AM
7

Deodorant? The joke’s on him! Everyone works from home now! Nobody buys deodorant anymore!

3/13/20
12:51 PM
27

Didn’t see the article. Just one of those guys who was way too invested in his philosophy studies in college, and still thinks epistemology and philosophy of language are incredibly cool subdisciplines of study that totally are useful.

3/4/20
10:55 AM
15

I spent last night pouring one out for the Warren campaign, as she’s clearly done. After that, I started rationalizing Joe Biden as the nominee. Read more

2/4/20
4:24 PM
176

When told he was caught on camera, the badger replied he didn’t care.

2/3/20
8:54 PM
4

I call foul. Where is her jade egg?

1/9/20
7:18 PM
26

No one with half a brain cared what you said when you were the mouthpiece of the most powerful dumbass in the world, why would anyone care what you think when you are letting your own thoughts slough out of that lie hole?

1/3/20
3:51 PM
2

I cannot claim credit for this concept (I believe it originated from Smitten Kitchen?), but one of my favorite ways to embellish a pot of beans is to make Pizza Beans. It is undoubtedly better with beans that you’ve made yourself, but canned, drained and rinsed beans will work as well - it’s ideal with any sort of Read more

1/2/20
10:35 PM
8

Wedge salad with Roquefort, the little lady will have the shrimp cocktail, and two more martoonis, brother. (Palm the kid a folded-up five.) Read more

12/26/19
11:39 AM
47

Ahhhhhh America. The land where if an educator ever hopes of earning a wage that will take them slightly beyond the nerve wracking paycheck to paycheck lifestyle, they have to spend decades of their lives earning a masters degree and numerous certifications in hopes of getting the slight comfort of tenure. But a Read more