She was obviously chosen for this job because she has spent her whole life seeking validation from people who want nothing to do with her.

They were saying boo-urns.

So you’re not excited by the announcement of Trump’s memoir “One Tit, Two Tit, Wife Tit, Daughter Tit”?

She looks like the Pepe the Frog in a blond wig

Long post alert!

Good night, sweet princesses. And may flights of influencers sing thee to thy rest.

You’ve sunk my MAGAship!

Miller had the phrase “YOLO” tattooed on the inside of her lower lip.

An excellent choice of who I wanted to be the nominee in the first place.

My first choice in the primary is now the #2 on the ticket. I’ll take the win.

Wow, usually war criminal leaders do the “failed artist” thing first.

You never know what’s going to set off a Twitter chain reaction with the ferocity of a hydrogen bomb,

Getting COVID-19 from a mask! What a maroon!

This is good sprots coverage. I enjoy when The Slot covers sprots. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I just wish G/O Media had a site dedicated to coverage of sprots.

“The only thing I can do is to get out there with whatever notoriety or recognition I have and say, these are the four or five [guidelines]. Please pay attention to them. And if we do that, I feel confident that we’ll turn this around.”

Meanwhile, this arrived today...

Extra stars for Lysistrata call out. My BFA in theatre has never felt more relevant.

Dear Kim,

I know this is very, very wrong in very many ways. So why do they keep making me do it?

I’m not sure how to reel re: Fauci and co. saying the public didn’t need masks in March.