can you not even do fucking math? How is your takeaway that Cheatin’ Lori is suffering worse? And TBH, who gives a fuck ‘cause w/ everyone gonna be restuck back in homes due to maskless jackasses the Loughlin spawned influencers will continue spewing their brand of horseshit. Hopefully Mom & Pop WILL do the jail time…

That golf course isn’t just going to brief itself you know. It requires the presence of the President of the United States of America. Seriously though, I do wish that Trump had played golf with Kim Jong Un. Wasn’t it his father, Kim Jong Il who claimed to have played golf only once, shooting 18 perfect holes in one?…

“C...O...G...and we love spelling, don’t we folks? The vowels and the continents and the big, big words. And I know words, probably better than dictionaries. In fact, I had a dictionary doctor tell me once that they thought I should’ve become a dictionary since I knew such good word spelling. And I had a word come up…

Why, he’s an expert at lion.  He does it multiple times daily.

Listen. Adoption is such a long, arduous, painful, confusing, emotional, EXPENSIVE process that the idea anyone would or could go through it as some kind of popularity stunt or money-making enterprise (omg) is absurd. I mean, I think vlogging the whole thing like this is in very bad taste, but reasonable minds can…

This is for a Senate seat in Kentucky, Ashley - Not in New York or California...Jesus. Your sentence sums it up perfectly: “She supports the Affordable Care Act and wants to get McConnell out of Congress, what more can we ask for?”

None of his followers are going to believe this, even if there’s irrefutable evidence. Fake News!

Let’s assume for a moment that Trump is not Putin’s gimp (he totally is). You get the news that Russia may be paying the Taliban a bounty for dead American troops. You’re Commander-In-Chief, the guy who loves the troops more than any president in the history of the US. How do you not come out proclaiming you’re going…

There was also this, today.

Ivanka standing update:

After the 2016 mess, I refuse to believe any polls. Apparently people were too embarrassed to admit they were voting for Trump so they lied to pollsters? That’s one explanation I heard.

well non-essential oils aren’t required to work right now.

White Claw & Order?

It’s great that they’re working together. Now I only have to avoid one movie instead of two.

But it’s OK when Nazi practices are applied to foreigners, especially brown ones. Should I be worried and check the history books to see if that kind of crap is likely to come home eventually? Maybe later, “Friends” is on now, followed by the “The Apprentice.” Haha, that Trump, “you’re fired!!” lol.

Tire —> Tyre —> Tyrant

A big part of Trump’s appeal is his ugly dickishness. He’s not “PC” don’t ya know. He is who he always has been... a greedy bigoted ignoramus bellowing gibberish to a way too large segment of the population who wanted exactly that. Knowing more about the skeletons in the gauche gold leaf walk-in closets of the Trump…