All questions are nasty to him, unless you kiss his ass, especially when women ask them.

Honestly, he didn’t look that angry. As in, this felt calculated in a way to further normalize the country into the idea that press conferences will be cancelled or ended abruptly if the president doesn’t like the line of questioning.

The Kaiser of Queens
Kevin Can’t Wait... for the Final Solution

“I like presidents that don't get shot in theaters."

“George McClellan (Gullible George) has been TOTALLY UNFAIR to me even after I gave him command of the Union Army and got his shorts handed to him by Robert E. Lee, a very fine individual”

Hmmm.  I wonder if this was Trump’s attempt to get the Lady Vote:  “I care about females!  I’m sending the U.S. Navy to do something about all the female trafficking going on--no one has ever done this before!  No one has ever cared for females like me!  No one has ever realized what a problem this is...look, I was…

A haiku:

Picking Biden removes the #1 attack that will be waged by Republicans:

Invoke the “P”? Didn’t he already do that in a Russian hotel room with some hookers?

Deodorant? The joke’s on him! Everyone works from home now! Nobody buys deodorant anymore!

“This bible school is open because we’re raising up revivalists, not pansies.”

Didn’t see the article. Just one of those guys who was way too invested in his philosophy studies in college, and still thinks epistemology and philosophy of language are incredibly cool subdisciplines of study that totally are useful.

Old man yells at clod.

I spent last night pouring one out for the Warren campaign, as she’s clearly done. After that, I started rationalizing Joe Biden as the nominee.

No. Joe exceeded your expectations.

Huh, I always thought he was more interested in beavers.

When told he was caught on camera, the badger replied he didn’t care.

I call foul. Where is her jade egg?