Wedge salad with Roquefort, the little lady will have the shrimp cocktail, and two more martoonis, brother. (Palm the kid a folded-up five.)

Ahhhhhh America. The land where if an educator ever hopes of earning a wage that will take them slightly beyond the nerve wracking paycheck to paycheck lifestyle, they have to spend decades of their lives earning a masters degree and numerous certifications in hopes of getting the slight comfort of tenure. But a…

“The best part of waking up is 2 girls and 1 cup”

Yeah. I kept thinking how it was like debate in high school - the Dems were like the kids who took it seriously and showed up to the competition thoroughly researched and prepared, whereas the Republicans were like the douchebros who joined debate because they heard nerdy girls give it up easy and when it comes to…

See, I think the real anti-Semites are the evangelical Christians who support Israel only so all the Jews can return there, thus kickstarting Armageddon, in which the Jews will have only two options: convert to Christianity, OR FUCKING DIE.

“You pedal, but you go nowhere. You are trapped in a state of perpetual flight from which there is no escape. It is truly the most vicious cycle.”

This just needs to have an edit with Werner Herzog narrating the ad to make the journey complete.

You can talk all you want about slavery and speeches, but how many times did Lincoln remember to honour Washington and his men who seized the airports?

We can fix it! Singing...

I loved that concert!!

I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NOTHING
I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO.

What the Democrats really need is someone willing to throw “civility” out the window and attack Fatso at his own scummy level. Annoy, irritate and enrage him with snappy insults and nasty comebacks until he snaps, that’s how to beat him. Remember when he was bizarrely stalking Clinton during that one debate? If she’d…

The Democrats can’t do anything unless they get elected. And not just the White House, because if the GOP still controls the Senate after the 2020 election, Moscow Mitch will block every bill and every judicial nomination that comes along from a Democratic president and Democratic House. From someone living in the…

There’s a female foreign service worker and former ambassador to Ukraine currently testifying in a hearing in the United States Congress that is part of an inquiry that could lead to the impeachment of the president of the United States.

w/o reading the post I was going to posit that we’ll likely see Trump nominate Stephen “Goebbels” Miller for a judgeship before the admin is over ... and here with Menashi that supposition isn’t too far from reality.  UnFuckingBelievable. 

I know this has been going around but just in case you want it, here is an invite to the Discord server (read: AOL-style chatroom haha) with a bunch of Kinja people in it. https://discord.gg/yTEzC2j (yes I know I am copy pasting, future asshole who’s going to mention it)

This.

How Splinter and Deadspin were handled was atrocious, the having Splinter go dead and having no announcement whatsoever was shitty on the part of Spamfiller and Madman. They should have dropped in a post like this when they pulled the plug.

RIP Splinter

Splinter was a damn good website.