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To be fair, that's not her chin.

Martin Scorsese? Is that you?

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

That Andy Dalton Feeling

It’s a strange and sad fact of how sports works in this moment that the number of people who cared about poor Andy

Neville Chamberlain:

“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

I am at a loss, on this particular day rife with important political goings-on, in finding half of the shit covered at all, and that’s across multiple silos. Spanfeller fucked this one up badly.

I was wondering why it wasn’t updating today and then I just saw it removed from the top list. G/O had told employees not to write about it either as there is enough coverage from outside organizations, according to Twitter posts.

You were tempted to Squeeze that one in, weren’t you…

Not enough stars to give... 

Lol @ “addressing mass shooting violence”.

Has anyone seen Jojo Siwa alive because it look like she exploded all over that place?

Turkey Fucks Chicken

Dear Mr. Johnson STOP

Good times!

WALL

Hey Dave, can I trouble you for a follow? It’s so dull being grey.

So how long before Trump tells America’s farmers to water their crops with Gatorade, “cuz it’s got electrolytes”?

No, Giuliani (and Manafort, natch) wanted the Black Book *not* to exist..... I.e., its non-existence would prove that Manafort was innocent of receiving payments from Yanukovych, and therefore the Ukrainians framed Manafort, and they did it all to help Hillary Clinton. However, the black book was retrieved from the