This is why he wants to nuke the wind!

All politics are yokel

Challah!

So the GOP still thinks women are stupid enough to be won back. These Vichy harpies he unleashes on us are the desperate vanguard of a pitiful little army. The Party can’t be bothered to look outside the base, so look at the resources they’re devoting to women voter outreach:

You know, at least when Hamlet was beefing with the rulers of Denmark, he had the decency to die at the end.

Pro Tip: When complaining about how the Jews don't love you, don't call yourself the Second Coming of Christ. 

He may be losing it, but the only way to stop a bad guy with a degenerative cognitive disorder is with a good guy with a degenerative cognitive disorder.

Trump – there was a painter!

He also denies having had ten thousand men

Don’t worry. Nobody is going to take these reality TV show people seriously.

no, it clearly has abandonment issues.

Awake Donald! arise! the hour is late!

You got your headline wrong. I think it should be gourd your loins.

*Gourd your loins

You’re soaking in it!

Right? At least it's being said. Mooch said as much himself.... I’m paraphrasing, but he said the idea of getting another Republican is “unspeakable” now, but the thing about unspeakable things is that they stop being unspeakable as soon as you speak them.

Once again, my first thought...

He will make a great sonderkommando when the time comes to lead his nephew and other relatives to the showers.