I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

To be fair, you have been wondering where in the world asshat von cheetolini was. He’s on twitter, twittering the tweets that you knew he was going to thumb into his keyboard. 45 is an assfuck. Did you honestly expect him to turn around and be a decent human being for 5 seconds? Fuck, his peeps LOVE him for being an…

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

But it’s functioning as a dunce cap.

The Alt-Wright Brothers. 

One of the Wright brothers, of course.

Timing really IS important... related to the old chestnut of “you never get a second chance to make that first impression”. It doesn’t even seem to be a matter of skill, so much as luck; who gets the first tweet out? Everything’s zero-sum. Win/Lose. Destroy/Get Owned.

Real life isn’t a fucking Aaron Sorkin show. There are no such thing as thunderous monologues that win the day.

This is peak mental illness.

We’re going to paint some pretty little follicles.

“I don’t know, I can’t say for sure, but certainly a lot of people say they hate our country,” Trump said, falling back on one of his favorite rhetorical tics.

She should have asked him how it would make him feel if someone told him to go back to the Galápagos Islands.

We should all be grateful for George Washington’s courageous seige of Newark Airport! A lot of people don’t know about that battle. But he ended up being a very weak president - only wanted two terms. Sad. For that matter, Benedict Arnold was treated very unfairly; NO COLLUSION!

He looks like a pelican wearing a cat.

So, once again, the result of the people who voted 3rd party or stayed home in protest in 2016, is a SCOTUS decision that destroys a fundamental tenant of democracy for decades to come.