Did you miss the Red Jelly or something? Or the Living String? I guess the Living String is pretty missable, but the Red Jelly seems eminently farmable. But I don’t see how you’d end up skipping Living String when it’s connected to getting the first available Blood Rock.

That is the stupid thing I’ve ever heard. Sorry for expecting the game to actually work and to be able to utilize a key feature in the game. God forbid someone criticize an obvious flaw in this game.

I think it’s all just a result of making co-op play more of a system of HELPING you, rather than actually getting to play together whenever you want. Merely taking on bosses with an extra person makes them SUPERIORLY easy. Playing an entire session with 1 or 2 more players would make the game way too easy. It’s really…

Thank you for writing this. The multiplayer/coop in this game annoys me to no end and keeps this from being a 10/10.

4 paragraphs of the step-by-step process to play with your friends, and even then the game might decide to not let you play together. This is, by far, the stupidest, most frustrating part about this game.

is this real life?

This is what happens when you stick your neck out for people...

Sword’s great, but...

it's kinda bad that today's Era Of The SJW makes it hard to determine whether someone referencing knights and damsels is being sincere or cynical.

I have a feeling that 18 year old attacker works for Nike...

“The accused attacker has since been arrested”

“Jesus Anders, you’ve gone as Frankenstein the past four years, we get it.”

haha, i just pictured this like someone trying to decide between hiring Deadpool or Wolverine for a job, and they are arguing their cases.

Ooh, I’ve been summoned!

The attacker was able to flee the scene because everyone runs faster with a knife.

Just keep it away from the tuna!

A anime?

Hi.

mmmmm.. can’t see it. Combusken looks more like a penis than this.