If you see a house you’ve seen on tv, say “oh, it’s the house from [tv-show]!”, and then move on. Don’t rent cranes, don’t throw pizzas, don’t be WEIRD. Seriously, it’s just a house you saw on tv

You’re confusing the drunken brawl at a party with the drunken brawl at their house when their shithead son showed up with a gun and beat the stuffing out of Todd.

Atlee Bay sounds like the town where a sudden spate of werewolf murders takes place in a Netflix Original movie.

One of the characters I’m playing now is in a similar boat. He’s a fancy-pants bugbear ranger and we keep running into bad guys who...uh...own things. It all started because one innkeeper tried to send us on a quest to a cave so that we’d be killed by giant spiders (long story). We went back and killed the innkeeper,…

“Some of the best parts of D&D is playing the way you’re not supposed to and seeing where that gets you.”

What even is a strapless thong? Is it like those protective strips they put on bathing suit crotches, but instead of the bathing suit, it’s you? Or in this case, Dakota Johnson.

As in the Netherlands, French is the legally official language of France.

Because.... Believe it or not, the Netherlands recognizes only Dutch as its official language! Such a thing does not exist in the US, so why would be English the reference ?

Well I can say with like 95% percent certainty that my parents slept with each other and not with Marlon Brando OR Richard Pryor. Other than that, who the hell knows.

German reunified and now it’s the strongest economy in the EU. Remember, Merkel grew up in East Germany. It wouldn’t be easy, it wasn’t for Germany and they didn’t have all of the same issues, but it can be done. There’s zero chance of a unified Korea under the Kim dynasty. The only way this happens is for the Kims to…

For some reason, I have trouble keeping sling backs on my feet. A mule is actually easier for me to wear.

Me, too! I used to think it was because the angle my foot was in wasn’t extreme enough, and my body would sort of forget that I was balanced on a narrow heel. My new theory is more nuanced. With a high heel, my weight is mostly balanced on the ball of my foot, so the narrowness of the heel doesn’t matter as much. With…

I think kitten heels are cute but for some reason I have more trouble walking in them than high heels. I’ve turned my ankle too many times wearing them. 😢

It can look elegant af. And if you are dressed well and put on big sunglasses, you essentially look like a old timey Hollywood starlet. I think that’s the connection people subconsciously make.

counterpoint

I was going to add to mine that 90% of the sex scenes I’ve read from tween years on have been in fanfiction.

There was (and I’m sure is) so much HP smut!!! Aw, I kinda miss being obsessed with HP fanfic...maybe I’ll go find some for old times’ sake...

I remember my high school library had a copy of Lady Chatterly’s Lover. It’s pretty sad that the one of the most explicit books I was exposed to as a teen was published 90 years ago.

ok, biathlon is possibly the most popular sport in the entire winter olympics. how is that weird?

Would totally wear. I’m not really modest I guess, but I am larger and busty. So long drapey cardigans and maxi dresses I can wear a real bra under would be delightful.