You can’t grow gummi bears but you can grow gummiberries and then you make that into juice and the bears will come. But it has a tendency to attract ogres and dragons too.

More information about how much undocumented immigrants contribute in taxes and social security each year. The only way a person can get away with not paying any taxes is not buying anything, not owning anything, and being paid only in cash under the table. Furthermore, most undocumented immigrants are very…

The thing is, they’re not even functionally the same! It’s really hard to shave or apply makeup or pluck your eyebrows or do most of the things we normally use mirrors for while smiling. So I guess it’s actually a $2-3k gadget that...teaches you to smile? I don’t understand anything anymore.

Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

NOPE NOPE NOPE.

First it’s a restaurant and the next thing you know we got Rapture.

They’re just sentient billboards.

I just like ouija boards from a design perspective.

Sometimes I feel the lack of having no siblings (mostly because my parents are deeply weird, in not-a-fun-way, and I wish I had someone who understood what it was like growing up), but every day the universe finds some way to remind me how much I don’t actually want a sibling. Today, Ms. Markle Grant is the universe’s…

Well, there it is, the silver lining to being an only child. The only family member who can tell a scandalous tell-all about me is me!

“First of all, it’s only a tell-all in that I go through and recant some of the beautiful nuances of our lives, our family home.”

Tarte Cosmetics, a cruelty-free cosmetics brand carried by major retailers like Sephora and Ulta

Because kink is based on the concept of safe, sane and consensual, and I doubt those are things R. Kelly cares about or wants to engage with. By the accounts that we’re hearing, he does not care whether or not these women consent, much less worry about whether they have the mental capabilities to consent or whether…

Dunno how it is for you guys, but here in Europe you can’t call stuff not from the actual Champagne, Champagne.

Um because it’s about him controlling women and hurting them for real. Fetlife and S&M is about mutually agreed pleasure between dom and sub, not abuse. There is no safeword in dealing with R. Kelly and men like him... they’re just abusive assholes who deep down hate women. Kink doesn’t equal abuse. That’s the…

It’s not about kinky sex, it’s about power, and the power here is in control and lack of consent. Any reasonable/experienced kinky person would only sign up for this sort of sexual play with strict rules and a safe word. Kelly wants to control every aspect of these girls’ lives. Being told no or stop would not fly…

Because he’s not being kinky. He gets the thrill from their fear and forces subservience. If it were consensual, he wouldn’t be interested.

Poor bastard, not only does he have to go through the humiliation of being a dedicated bench player hired to cheese the rules, his last name is literally “Cheese-Model” in German.

Screw Thanksgiving creep. I’ve been seeing Christmas stuff everywhere since the end of August. What about HALLOWEEN creep?

It means someone should check his freezer.