I love this. Sadly, a lot of kids who find their cards trapped did not accrue those fines themselves. Oftentimes, it’s parents and guardians who use their kids’ cards inappropriately (maybe they owe on their own cards as well), and the kids never even get a chance to be responsible users, never have good card…

5. Very firmly declare ‘no glove, no love’.

she “dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn’t a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond.”

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

I hadn’t seen it but think it’s actually pretty cool! Would definitely get caught in your hair like a motherfucker, but otherwise I dig it.

But nothing is more kosher than a rabbi.

“it’s OK for me to eat my neighbors rabbis,”

When I told my mother about the chickens in Oryx and Crake that were genetically modified to grow multiple breasts and no head, her immediate imdignant reaction was, “That’s so stupid! Chickens don’t have breasts!” I’ve never let her live it down.

The first one didn’t do much business at the box office and attained more of a cult following than the typical movie that receives a sequel.

I never noticed it, but I guess this is how I walk when I’m in socks. I did always wonder how other people manage to be such loud walkers in socks when I walk fairly quietly, even if I weigh more than they do. Now I know.

Satanism is basically an attempt to point out the flaw in Christianity.

It’s always been my understanding most people don’t understand what Satanists are about and immediately think it’s HAIL SATAN DEATH TO ALL.

There is something deeply wrong with a culture where the values Satanists espouse are the values Christians demonstrate.

Not exactly like a Roomba, but something that leaves dirt and hair and kibble in random spots as it roams around.

Right? I’m 34G and while they’re large they aren’t OMG LOOK AT THOSE MONSTERS huge.

One of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes. Well done.

The other part is kids having tastes. I like a ton of vegetables my parents hate and vice versa.

I think a lot of why kids don’t eat vegetables is due to bad cooking. Half of my encounters with vegetables when I was a kid were with school lunches where the vegetable side was always overcooked broccoli medley or canned over-vinegared three-bean salad. My parents didn’t do much better, either overcooking the greens…

This video wants “to make you aware of your diet and you stimulate your sins”. It advises “a piece of fruit better than a free kick”. Also, “shit deliberately less on your plate”.