but they’d claim to have stolen a kid’s candy if that was reported in the news.

On German TV, in an effort to explain Americans and guns, they interviewed a woman who’s part of one of those private “militia group”. When she said, we shouldn’t restrict guns access for everyone, just because there are a few crazies out there, I think I blacked out from rage.

“Also tucked into the bill, which was intended to loosen hunting restrictions and is heavily supported by the NRA, is the legalization of armor-piercing bullets, so long as they are marketed for “sporting purposes.” 

OH fuck. 27-34 is middle aged? I’m so god damned old.

All I care about is how to wash black-and-white garments (white lace on black dress, black and white stripes, polka dots, prints) without the white turning gray. If you aren’t going to tell me that, well then to hell with you.

I think kitten heels are sort of cute, but that they’re far less comfortable than regular heels. Or at least I always wobble in them. I think they’re not shaped or balanced as well somehow.

My knees do not like heels, but thankfully big chunky platforms are back in style!

For serious, she has been open about her struggles on this and has had to watch everyone else have babies for years. I’m just gonna go ahead and be thrilled for her.

you know what, good for her! She wanted to have a baby for a long time. She is a grown woman who has lived her life and can afford it.

I thought the same thing! She is a presenter on the TV show Britain’s Lost Masterpieces. Her name is Emma Dabiri

Even Keith Richards didn’t look nearly as Keith Richards when he was 31!

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For anyone else confused, that slack jawed white guy in thearticle photo isn’t Travis Scott. This plaid-with-camo dude is Travis Scott.

I like how the flora serves as the pubes. That’s art, right there.

In the dick.

Millihelen was the only site on which I was ungreyed... I miss Millihelen

Me, either. My brain went Nudie Suit = Birthday Suit and I was like this article better explain how it got it’s name. The guy was named Nudie? He probably had a friend that went by Dick, too. Nudie. What a name.