Und diese Biene, die ich meine

Is her best friend still called Willy? He definitely was in the German cartoon I loved as a kid.

Are we pretending Curvy Kate doesn’t exist? And often has awesome sales that make their pieces very affordable?

It also warrants mentioning that he did this in a public gym. Not at home. IN A GYM.

Is it weird to say she looks like she’s in her early twenties? This is all so strange.

We had a no children under 16 rule at my wedding/reception, and it was a FIRM NO. The now ex had several people who were like lulz no, totally bringing kids (including toddlers), and her mother was like, you ahve to let them come. We had a huge fight about it, and I said 1. they need to put in writing they aren’t…

Maybe it’s because I give ZERO fucks, but I don’t understand this idea of “they’re family, I have to invite them.” or “I have to go to this awful thanksgiving dinner because IT’S FAMILY and they’ll be mad.” You’re adult, you don’t have to invite anyone you don’t fucking want to invite or go anywhere you don’t want to…

I want to get rocked on the open bar then have a sloppy make out session with my wife, not watch my 2 year old.

I get that times are changing—most of the weddings my parents attended in their 20s and 30s were only an hour or so away from the house, therefore it was ultra easy to leave us with grandma or our babysitter around the corner. So there’s a travel-factor. But even if you have to decline because it’s an out-of-town…

Yeah, I don’t think I attended my first wedding until I was 12 or so, and I realized at the time what a special and adult thing it was. I still almost felt a little out of place because I was the youngest one there. In any case, who would want their kids, especially ones that need full-time care, at a wedding?

I rather like the idea of a bouncer, with strict instructions to keep out that horrible woman and her kids.

That’s exactly why all of them should be taken away. It’s pretty abusive to teach your children to be cruel.

I think the standard for guys is just pretty low, especially if they have money and some charisma.  

Standards were a bit different back then...

To some degree. However, we are rapidly descending into 1984 levels of word absurdity. Not because an all powerful government is forcing us to, but because we do it to ourselves. I guess that’s the interesting twist to our story.

Daniel Ratcliffe, inspector of ancient monuments at Historic England South West, said: “Two circuits of stone-built ramparts survive at Stowe’s Pound within which there are remains of house platforms and cairns, and it is from these ancient archaeological features that many of the stones are being taken to…

Tbf, fairies are a lot more terrifying if you go with the fae version, aka. the spiteful creatures who will kidnap your baby on a whim and kill you for not complimenting their socks correctly.

I teach the youths at the university. One of the great moments of any semester is when one of the youths, bolstered by the confidence and ignorance of the aforementioned youth and complete lack of background research, decides to tell me about their invention that will change the world. Much, much more often than…

I’m not even into fallout but this is the last thing I want out of a Wiki. Its why I can’t stand going to IGN for game news. If you just want a few pieces of information- a video takes way too long. At least for me, 90% of what I look up on the Web can be solved with a little text and/or images. If I want a…

That looks dangerous in improper footwear. Metal roofs can be really slick...