I wish pantyhose became in-vogue again. ;_;

I am 100% behind you in theory, but in practice, I find my workout clothes too tight to be comfortably worn all day. In particular, my philosophy behind jog bras (buy them one size too small so that nothing moves) means I’m taking it off as I walk in the door from working out. This is why knit dresses are my pajama…

Ever since I read that thread on Reddit about people running into her recently and her actually being kind of awesome, I’ve come around to liking her. But who knows, it’s all unverified. http://www.aux.tv/2015/06/paris-…

How strange that it wasn’t a State* treasure by now, anyway.

I hate how short in the torso women’s shirts are. I have a long torso and huge boobs so it’s really hard to find a shirt that covers my midriff while not being a tent. But I can’t do men’s shirts either because they really weird in the area between my neck and boobs.

My first thought was why do they even separate the toddler’s stuff into boys and girls?

Well, one thing is clear: shimmering skin > wet oily skin when it comes to photos.

Come to think of it, this is an even worse OJ

That’s why you shouldn’t try to fly through a thunderstorm

When I saw the picture I thought maybe it was one of the people from that teenage pregnancy show on MTV!

Who even are these people? I know I'm old but I swear I've never seen them.

The woman in the first photo looks like a figure from a wax museum from the neck down.

This was my thought, and then I questioned my knowledge of American geography.

Well, they’re not gross if you use a fresh one every time you shower. They are gross if you keep the same one in the shower for days at a time.

“Bar soap, when used at a sink, tends to sit it the soap dish with water for too long. It gets slimy and feels disgusting. (That’s why shower racks are ideal—drainage.) It also can cause a mess, leaving soap scum all over your bathroom counter. What a pain!”

We didn’t either, I sort of always thought the “decorate an egg and cart it around like a baby” thing was something Hollywood made up.

Oh Jessica.

Some American “pro-life” activists crossed the border and started protesting in my (Canadian) home-town, holding up really nasty signs and harassing people. We already had our own pro-life protesters, but they were comparatively very calm and easy to get along with. When the Americans showed up with their horrifying…

Hey, professional Doms can make 70 bucks an hour doing this.

I propose that in response to these self-rightous blowhards, liberals should hold protests at their churches and hand out pro-choice leaflets to their young and impressionable congregationists, in order to save them.