For a moment I thought I had Bella and Gigi mixed up again. But that picture doesn’t look like either of them.

I love your pants, at least the little bit I can see.

I’ve been walking on my toes since I was able to walk and started wearing heels as a young teen. You’d never know by looking at my feet. My parents on the other hand have completely destroyed feet. My mother never wears heels, but she always wears the cheapest shoes she can find. That can’t be good either.

My thighs and waist don’t seem to go together. As soon as pants fit somehow over my thighs the waist is way too big and slowly sags down to mid-butt. I can take on/off all my pants without undoing the button or zipper. I even have that problem with palazzo pants.

My 6'4 viking of a dad always pees sitting down unless there is a urinal. His reasoning is that in most of our homes there simply wasn’t enough space for him to pee standing. The average toilet is too low for him and most of our toilets were facing a wall, so he couldn’t step back further.

They are shoes that would be at home on the stockinged feet of kindly old German women shuffling to market.

How about using a bench as an obnoxiously narrow coffee table? Sometimes churches sell their old ones during renovations.

In an interview she said that she has a replica of Bellatrix’s wand and would pretend to do magic when her kids had friends over.

I’m not from the US and didn’t even know you had to pay application fees. The only money I spent on applications was for postage.

Plus, almonds do not lactate, so it’s not really milk.

Blac Chyna is pregnant with her 18-year-old rapper boyfriend YBN Almighty Jay’s baby, a source tells Page Six.

I have a similar problem. I’m a 32H UK size. Even the brands that do large cups often don’t carry small bands.

She looks as if she just realized that a spoon reflects upside down.

Before modeling became an actual job, models were just the children of the high society.

There is/was a whole language of flowers (actual name), but the meanings can vary depending on country and time period. White roses for example can symbolize either marriage or innocent/platonic adoration. Basil can mean hatred or good wishes.

it will give you what’s popular in your country or region

If a 1.5 inch book could indeed stop bullets, schools would be much safer.

There is a homeless guy around my campus who always searches for deposit bottles or cans. The university let’s him wander around because the grounds are much cleaner since he showed up. He also picks up trash, so it’s easier for him to find what he’s looking for.

My former teacher freaked out just because I had a nosebleed from dry winter air. ‘Do you need to sit or lay down? Should I get you something to drink? Should I call someone to pick you up? etc’ This guy seems to be at the far opposite end of the scale.

From what I can remember (I didn’t watch the whole show) she was the one who was dealt the worst hand. Her boyfriend died halfway through her pregnancy and her mom denied her an abortion among other things.