Have you ever sent them back with the remark ‘no person with that name at this adress’.

Reading this felt like these test where all the letters in a word are mixed up, but somehow it still makes sense.

The wa comes from warui, the Japanese word for bad. The Japanese spelling of his name (Waruiji) is also an anagram for ijiwaru, cruel.

“Hadn’t you sat on Mr. Khan’s lap and kissed him?”

I don’t know much about prosthetics, but ‘electric’ and ‘shower’ sounds like a bad combination.

I never liked coca cola because the taste reminded me of something, but I could never say what exactly.

You’re joking, but one time I found an old 70s catalogue behind a dresser. The pages for hosiery were full of topless models wearing only pantyhose. It was a German catalogue, maybe that explains it.

Teen-me ordered so many clothes online that I had my mother’s card details memorized. (She was okay with it as long as I had the cash to pay her back.) As long as the card wasn’t charged I could have verified my age all across the internet.

I think I’m spending too much time here because I understood that last part even though I’m European.

The first version of our content software blocked anything mentioning Japan or Japanese and anything about socialism or socialists because it triggered the list of banned words. Because the software was originally in English it also banned some random German words that sounded like English swears, though some were…

I learned that when I was looking for half and half, the German word for that literally translates to coffee milk.

Did he also try to drive on the right side of the street because that’s how he does it at home?

*And maybe some big cups with small band sizes*

I didn’t speak or understand English when I heard it for the first time. Rediscovering old favourites is always a mixed bag for me. ‘Wow, that’s weird.’ ‘I was allowed to listen to that as a child?’

No, most are only performing as a character. Think of it like Sacha Cohen performing as Ali G or Borat.

I’d love a season with some bio queens or kings.

The French are not the only ones.

If their Japanese packaging is anything to go by it was ‘fresh whip’.

Apparently it did/does. If you look up pictures of lynchings you can see children in the watching crowd.

I’m German too. But my recipes from the 50s usually have metric measurements, cooking time varies depending on your type of stove. Maybe I could try to translate or figure out some of the other issues?