I’m a leftie and I don’t use my ring finger at all when I’m writing. Am I doing something wrong?

I’m pretty sure that all these years I’ve actually been holding my pencils way to close to the point. Is this why I always get ink all over my fingers? Is everything a lie?

I’ve gotten several Halloween discounts without actually wearing a costume. At the same time I often get compliments from elderly ladies. That’s a venn diagram I didn’t know could exist.

I’m also getting a bit of La Camilla from the Versailles look.

My favourite is still ‘name something one should know about their partner before gettig married’. ‘Their name?’

Most animals used in the meat industry have very little in common with their ancestors. But I agree that dogs and animals like chicken, cows or pigs were domesticated for different reasons.

If you count handjobs that sounds about right.

You could argue the same for any kind of meat. It’s funny how different societies arbitrarily see some kinds of meat as okay and others as not. A friend of mine was horrified when I told her that one of my grandfathers farmed rabbits for meat. There are Peruvian paintings of the last supper where one of the dishes is…

Weirdly enough, not long after I got into snail products, I found a giant snail (okay, a slug) on my bed.

And a prison look challenge.

Wasn’t she scared of sex because she had been abused by her father and/or possibly asexual? Could be that I’m confusing that with another novel I had to read for college.

Most children love loud and annoying toys, so I kind of understand his appeal to that demographic. But with most of those toys you can usually remove the batteries or hope they run out/break.

At some point we will reach an endless loop of the same movie over and over again.

She seems like a bad animatronic of RuPaul. The whole show borrows a lot from drag race, it’s like a mad libs version where someone inserted a bunch of make-up words, youtube, influencer and guru.

In a way the US was created by British racism.

The stages of my cat realizing that I’m trying to take a picture.

I’ll be the one to say it, babies feet are already weird and those toes are so damn long.

That looks more like a painting than a photo.

That reminds me of that video game where they weren’t allowed to show penises, so they turned them all into guns.

Or turned into anal beads.