There was a guy who was crushed under a tower of porn magazines when it fell over. He reportedly had 3 metric tons of them. But we live in the digital age now.

Well, considering how only an even smaller percentage of Germans were real Nazis ....

If I were one of the parents, I’d blow a fuse and parade the open casket down the streets. I’d also scream a lot of obscenities and probably get arrested.

Austrians do weird stuff with their coffee in a sheer endless array of variations, but I’m sure they would declare war over that slop carrying their name.

According to my doctor the average head weighs 14-15lbs. He is a gp, so I have no idea how many heads he has carried around in his carreer.

As someone who recently smashed her foot with an attic ladder I disagree.

She was into gogo boots and short skirts at some point. Who knows.

Some months ago the Queen fired her lingerie fitter because she was mentioned in her book. Maybe now we know why.

If that were true it would explain even more why she fired the lingerie fitter who mentioned her underwear in a book.

My German English teacher always said “lose has already lost an o, the other one is loose but it’s still there”.

In Germany it’s very different. If you are at least 18 and a citizen, they sent you a reminder to go voting. To vote you either need that reminder letter or some form of picture ID (ID card, passport, driver’s licence). If one of the election workers knows you, they can just vouch for you and you don’t need any ID.…

In Switzerland or Austria, I forgot which one, public transportation is free on election days so everyone has the chance to get there.

There are video games that, yes, are listed for mature audiences, but kids play them and everybody knows it, and there’s nothing to prevent the child from playing them

Now I wonder if I’m part Finnish.

The problem is that most people only plan the wedding, not the marriage.

while they’re a member of the family they’re still fucking dogs and not god damned children

Even if they did’t care about someone else’s home and belongings, shouldn’t they worry that there might be something in the house that could be dangerous for the dog?

If you have the means to cook and store (appliances, electricity, space) the fresh food it is cheaper.

Google agrees with you and also tells me that the McOz was discontinued some years ago.

When did we stop expecting children to use forks?