Some months ago the Queen fired her lingerie fitter because she was mentioned in her book. Maybe now we know why.

If that were true it would explain even more why she fired the lingerie fitter who mentioned her underwear in a book.

My German English teacher always said “lose has already lost an o, the other one is loose but it’s still there”.

There are video games that, yes, are listed for mature audiences, but kids play them and everybody knows it, and there’s nothing to prevent the child from playing them

Now I wonder if I’m part Finnish.

The problem is that most people only plan the wedding, not the marriage.

while they’re a member of the family they’re still fucking dogs and not god damned children

Even if they did’t care about someone else’s home and belongings, shouldn’t they worry that there might be something in the house that could be dangerous for the dog?

If you have the means to cook and store (appliances, electricity, space) the fresh food it is cheaper.

Google agrees with you and also tells me that the McOz was discontinued some years ago.

When did we stop expecting children to use forks?

Valentine’s day already had it’s own massacre, we didn’t need a new one.

Well, she is Shinto. In Shinto everything has a certain amount of life energy, but only things with a lot of it can actually move (humans, animals, etc). In some old legends objects can slowly gain energy over time (usually 100 years) and become sentient. There is one monster in folklore that is a living umbrella.

Or they could just declare allergens the way they do it with food.

I’ve never understood US return policies. Over here a store only has to take items back that are objectively faulty in some way (broken, wrong contents, undeclared allergens, misleading claims etc). How do they make a profit?

I have the same thoughts about people who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet.

But since he gave it to her on a holiday, she won’t have to give it back in case of a separation or divorce.

I had to google that case. I think I need a bucket and a fuzzy blanket.

I hardly ever had fire drills in the early 2000s, but I’m not from the US. But as far as I know we still don’t have shooting drills. Even my mother’s workplace in a government agency doesn’t have shooting drills, though they have metal detectors and security at the entrance.

I think if you combined the numbers of all European countries you wouldn’t reach that number.