Some days before christmas my parents would take me to our neighbours where Santa would drop by later in the evening. He would always bring a list with all the good and bad things we did (mostly the bad). I used to be terrified until the year I realized that Santa was neighbour-mom in drag. The older children or those…

They look like the hermit carbs from Far Harbour.

Let’s call one George and the other Michael.

Growing up I knew two brothers who were 3 or 4 years apart, but looked like identical twins.

I live in Germany and have never heard of these German twins. Maybe at 26 I’m already too old for this?

The people I know who claim that their poorly made clothes last for years and therefore are good quality have so much stuff that they rarely wear each item. It’s no wonder that things last longer if you hardly use them, but my explanations fall of deaf ears.

The first couple of modern olympics saw heavy changes in their categories. They tried anything that was popular until they found something to stick to.

At the beginning of the modern olympics when they were still strying to figure things out landscape painting was an olympic category.

Those look like giant red lips.

I sometimes (every couple of months) have headaches that are strong enough to make me throw up. Sometimes it goes away after some hours and sometimes it lasts for a few days. I don’t have any other symptoms though (I’m sensitive to light anyway, so that may or may not apply). Could this be some kind of migraine?

‘Talking about the division of labor before having kids is no guarantee that either party will uphold the agreement.’

My grandfather was born in 1924 btw. He was also good at sewing and could cook basic family meals. For him those were simple survival skills.

My grandfather was better at changing diapers than my grandmother was when my mother was born. My grandfather was the oldest in his family, while my grandmother was the youngest in hers. I never realized how anachronistic they were in many ways.

The only scene were I liked Scott was right before Kim’s second (or third) wedding and just said to her ‘no need to be nervous, you know how to do this’ with a weird smirk refering to her previous wedding(s).

Their spelling looks like someone’s sad attempt at Roman numerals.

They were never married, no other objections though.

My mother once slipped near a big shelf of china in a department store. One of the employees caught her tango style.

Is that a painted tank truck or an actual giant melon?

My university has an unofficial neutral bathroom. It used to be a men’s but then they changed it into a women’s for some reason. The urinals are still in there and you can see them from the hall if the door isn’t closed properly. Many guys just see the urinals and rush in there without reading the sign. Most people…

The only problems our local stores have are a bunch of teenagers in one cubicle who use it as their instagram showroom for hours.