The last time I was at TJMaxx they actually told me that I could also use the changing rooms near the men’s department because the other ones were full. I’ve also seen guys trying on things near the women’s department, most of them were with their wife/girlfriend/some woman, but still. Come to think of it, I can’t…

My mother often doesn’t realize that it’s her phone that’s ringing or she forgets it somewhere. Some years ago she complained that I never answered to any of the voice mails she left. The weird thing was that I never got any of her messages. Turns out she was still calling my number from 3 years prior. Somewhere out…

But to make up for it she also did some chores around his house. She had no evil intentions at least.

His name is the German word for BBQ skewer, like the big ones that can fit a whole chicken.

I think my parents are glad that I always had the same favourite colour throughout my childhood.

The only fingerlings I know is something that looks like a tiny condom for your finger to cover up wounds or to count money.

That depends, are you a werewolf?

The Italian name for a certain shell is porcellana. It has a glossy finish that looks like porcelain.

Bone china contains bone ash, it gives it a translucent effect and is high quality. Not that it makes the ‘paper’ cups any less ridiculous, but it’s a legit type of china.

Not always. Many Slavic nicknames are longer than the real name, like Ilona/Ilonka or Ivan/Vanya.

I’m not religious either.

It was my grandmother’s birthday too. That’s why we don’t go to the graveyard on All Saint’s day (it’s also less busy) and wait for the next day.

A friend’s dog learned how to use their bidet and now only drinks from the bidet instead of his bowl.

To be fair, there are some decent people who tried their best and still have shitty kids. But those people don’t post bail for their hellspawn and try to sweep it under the rug. Most of the time it is failed parenting.

Is ‘assault with bodily fluids’ a thing? In some states it can count as a weapon.

I need some opinions on these jackets. Pink or beige? The price is the same and they are both fully lined.

High rise jeans are the only ones that don’t expose my underwear or crack when I (26) sit down (I have a weird long butt). I’m already 8 years in.

They always show old fairy tale movies on German TV in the weeks before and after Christmas. The ones from the former CSSR are the most popular ones (they always have the best costumes), along with The last Unicorn. Sometimes they show the same movie simultaniously on several channels or you could spend the day…

Just search for ‘dragon santa sweater’ (I know it’s a T-rex and don’t ask me why I searched for that) on amazon.