Pineapple has a ph level of 3,5 so they are acidic. But while typing I messed up acids and enzymes. The bromelain enzyme in the pineapple has the eating-you-back and anti-inflammatory effect, it’s also used as meat tenderizer.

Why did they censor only one guy in the pic? Does it only count if you can see both of them?

In my mind those bars make the image more obscene than plain old nipples. It implies that there is something that should be hidden.

My former high school’s library was the worst. They never bothered to check IDs. I had to replace a novel I never even heard of and a friend was supposed to replace a complete set of Latin textbooks for every grade the school taught. She never took Latin so she got out of it, but that argument didn’t work for ‘my’…

I knew a library that had a horrible late fee policy. If you aquired a certain amount of debt, you were banned from the library. The problem with that were parents who borrowed books on their children’s cards. Sometimes the children in question were so young when it happened, they didn’t even remember it (or their…

This is what I imagined the great hall in Hogwarts to look like.

In the original olympics everyone was naked.

Do they have a special left-handed league?

India already has Mallakhamb.

The orginial Greek gymnasts were all naked.

There’re the gay games. They do a lot of stuff the olympics won’t do.

I’m not sure if that falls under pole dancing, but I once saw a guy randomly hanging sideways from a sign pole like a flag. It was unexpected but very impressive.

That is actually true for pineapples. While you eat them, their acids are trying to eat you.

Lotte Lenya, who played her, was only 5'4 so she likely had smaller feet than Melania. But she was also 20 years older than Melania is now.

Their Ivanka looks a lot like Kellyanne Conway.

“Congratulations! You made the baseball team! Which position do you prefer?”

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Rosa Klebb had dagger shoes — in the Bond movie From Russia with love of all things.

I, personally, prefer the SAFE test.

Aren’t girl by definition underage?