A cult that’s a mix of malpractised BDSM and a pyramid sceme.

That name looks as if something fell on his keyboard and he just went with it.

They still publish it, also available as kindle or audio book. The kindle version is only 99 cents.

Ingersol Lockwood sounds like a pseudonym Lockhart would use in the muggle world. He probably stole that story from the doctor while he was doing that cover-up stint at Hogwarts.

‘Selling oranges’ is also an old-timey euphemism for being a prostitute.

In that picture she has my natural hair colour (according to my hair dresser that’s ‘dark ash blonde’). If I want my hair to be lighter, I have to go to a salon or it will turn all shades of awefull.

Sometimes, for their children’s sake, I imagine that all the drama is just an act and at the end of the day they all sit on their big couch with mugs of cocoa and laugh about all the articles that were written about them.

They were never married.

It’s not for storing sanndwiches. It’s meant to be worn around crotch level while being fucked by Robbie Williams.

Does anyone remember this? (and what they used it for)

In German that saying is used to describe chaos or disorganisation. Like ‘their customer service is so bad, the right hand doesn’t know what the left one is doing’.

At least they’re using condoms.

I’m not versed in US or Australian law, but in many other countries the person in a picture always has the rights to their pictures unless they sign those rights away. It doesn’t matter if the other person uses it for revenge or commercial use or whatever.

And sometimes the pictures were given to the other person in good faith. A friend’s parents went through a really ugly divorce and the dad had tons of pictures that he took of his wife with her knowledge or that she gave to him over the course of 30+ years of marriage.

I’m left-handed and it would confuse me too. Most cultures had some weird superstitions about the left hand (just take the word sinister for example) and being right-handed is still seen as the norm.

Also, this trick is at least 15 years old. I know girls who used cling film before shapewear became more popular. In the worst case scenario you really look like a wrapped ham.

I guess part of the reason is that the US has more catastrophes than many other countries? You guys have hurricanes, floods, wildfires, earthquakes and snowstorms. Most of those have never happened in my country.

Isn’t a bog a toilet in UK English?

Unless they’re women, then they’re his prime target group.

Before modern pants were invented the two halfes that cover each leg were separate pieces. That’s why we still call them ‘a pair of pants’.