‘Selling oranges’ is also an old-timey euphemism for being a prostitute.

In that picture she has my natural hair colour (according to my hair dresser that’s ‘dark ash blonde’). If I want my hair to be lighter, I have to go to a salon or it will turn all shades of awefull.

Sometimes, for their children’s sake, I imagine that all the drama is just an act and at the end of the day they all sit on their big couch with mugs of cocoa and laugh about all the articles that were written about them.

They were never married.

It’s not for storing sanndwiches. It’s meant to be worn around crotch level while being fucked by Robbie Williams.

Does anyone remember this? (and what they used it for)

In German that saying is used to describe chaos or disorganisation. Like ‘their customer service is so bad, the right hand doesn’t know what the left one is doing’.

At least they’re using condoms.

I’m left-handed and it would confuse me too. Most cultures had some weird superstitions about the left hand (just take the word sinister for example) and being right-handed is still seen as the norm.

Also, this trick is at least 15 years old. I know girls who used cling film before shapewear became more popular. In the worst case scenario you really look like a wrapped ham.

I guess part of the reason is that the US has more catastrophes than many other countries? You guys have hurricanes, floods, wildfires, earthquakes and snowstorms. Most of those have never happened in my country.

Isn’t a bog a toilet in UK English?

Unless they’re women, then they’re his prime target group.

Before modern pants were invented the two halfes that cover each leg were separate pieces. That’s why we still call them ‘a pair of pants’.

Did they also explain to him that they’re not islands inhabited exclusively by virgins?

I guess someone’s brain merged ‘pen and paper’ with ‘pad of paper’.

Maybe that wasn’t a halloween costume, but its true form?

For next year I foresee ghost stories about people being haunted by zygotes.

One evening in our old apartment we heard a horrible scream coming from our upstairs neighbours. We were terrified and not sure what to do. Then someone knocked at our door. In my mind I was expecting some kind of axe murderer, but through the little window we saw the upstairs wife. They were in a similar situation as…

I don’t know the legal situation in the US, but in several countries there are exeptions to when you have to personally help a person. In a situation like yours you still have to call 911 (you can first drive to a safe distance), but you don’t have to get out of the car or stop the car.