People can have full conversations with me while I am asleep, which I won’t remember when I wake up. There were several instances where people claimed that I had agreed to something in that state and were angry that I ‘had forgotten’ or ‘changed my mind’.

There you go.

That sounds a bit like sleep paralysis.

Luckily my bathroom is too small to be a desired haunting space for ghosts. I think they’d rather haunt a porta-john.

I read that one on the official creepypasta website. I don’t know where it was published first though.

I don’t mind people wearing old furs. There already are so many fur coats in the world, we should at least get good use out of them.

My mother will keep calling it ‘couch’ anyway.

I also know some German versions of this called Kaltschale (cold bowl), but those are all sweet and are made with fruit.

The historic German name for avocados (before we figured out just to call it avocado like everybody else) was ‘alligator pear’, so your fear might be justified.

I no longer remember the context, but my mother had a similar outburst about pig milk. Then I reminded her that there are more mammals than those whose milk we can buy at the store.

Spain, Italy and I think France too have many recipes for cold soups. It’s nice in summer.

‘Told by the peeping Tom who saw it through the window and heard nothing of their nonsense dialogue, without any of that inner goddess shite.’

Didn’t Meyer also do a gender-swapped version of Twilight?

Didn’t the Twilight author do the same, twice? First with the book from Edward’s POV and then again with a gender swapped version. The latter could have been another fanfic, I’m no longer sure what is happening.

There’s a generator for that. Just change the names a bit and you’re done.

A Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. This book contains absolutely none of those things - it is literally the words “Shades of grey” repeated 50,000 times, and is a practical joke - a physical prop designed to…

I don’t know what to think of Tifanny, since she is a young adult and still takes part in all of this. The only one who is without blame is Baron. I’m in this weird situation where I hope a kid’s dad dies, just so that he can’t ruin him like his older siblings.

A few years ago a German comedian promoted a movie where one of his characters tries to become chancelor of Germany. The ads for the movie were made to look like regular political ads and some people actually thought he was a candidate. In comparison he looks like a valid option.

In the beginning when I didn’t knew much about the Trumps (such innocent days, if only they could have lasted) I thought Ivana and Ivanka were the same person. Ivanka is usually a nickname for someone named Ivana.