Didn’t the Twilight author do the same, twice? First with the book from Edward’s POV and then again with a gender swapped version. The latter could have been another fanfic, I’m no longer sure what is happening.

There’s a generator for that. Just change the names a bit and you’re done.

A Parody of Fifty Shades of Grey. Romance. Intrigue. Domination. Control. Subservience. Clarity. Epiphany. Release. EUPHORIA. This book contains absolutely none of those things - it is literally the words “Shades of grey” repeated 50,000 times, and is a practical joke - a physical prop designed to…

I don’t know what to think of Tifanny, since she is a young adult and still takes part in all of this. The only one who is without blame is Baron. I’m in this weird situation where I hope a kid’s dad dies, just so that he can’t ruin him like his older siblings.

A few years ago a German comedian promoted a movie where one of his characters tries to become chancelor of Germany. The ads for the movie were made to look like regular political ads and some people actually thought he was a candidate. In comparison he looks like a valid option.

In the beginning when I didn’t knew much about the Trumps (such innocent days, if only they could have lasted) I thought Ivana and Ivanka were the same person. Ivanka is usually a nickname for someone named Ivana.

I’m from Germany. Some of my relatives went to South Carolina after the war (they’re scattered all over the state now), but my branch of the family stayed here (though they tried to emmigrate to Canada once).

I’m German and I know only two colloquialisms with butter. Alles ist in Butter (everything is in butter) means everything is okay. Butter bei die Fische tun (to add butter to the fish, usually said as a command) means to tell the truth or to get straight to the point.

Someone has watched Legally Blonde a bit too often.

Maybe she should have gotten one of those realistic baby dolls instead. It would have been cheaper too.

To add a German proverb: “At night, all cats are grey.”

Yeah, if the ad had shown for example the black woman, then the white woman, then an Asian woman, then a Mexican woman etc it could work. But they chose to put them in a progressively whiter order.

While romance isn’t my cup of tea I’ll read anything that features a murder investigation, so I understand the struggles of the romance genre to a certain degree. I also love self published works or fanfiction. Both can be hit or miss, but it offers a lot that you won’t find in traditional publications.

The oldest surviving German film clip shows someone roasting sausages.

My calf muscles are the only muscles that actually exist on my body.

I’ve walked like this since I was a little kid. People always complain that they can’t hear me coming, even though I’m tall and overweight.

I walk the same way, but I’ve never been diagnosed with anything. They tried special insoles when I was a kid. When that didn’t change anything, they just abandoned the case. I have no pain or trouble walking, even in high heels. They came to the conclusion that my way of walking is, like my lefthandedness, simply…

There is a similar park in my area that focuses on the 19th century. They have rebuilt a little village (with some real old buildings that they somehow transported there). There is also a small village-type school with a teacher. Schools can book special tours where one class at a time can experience an oldfashioned…

I know the difference between effect and affect, but effect can be used as a verb in some cases. I was just trying to be funny anyway.

I wear a UK 32G bra. I’m 5'8 and a US 12/14. Everything looks in proportion.