This kind of behavior is why I don’t tell people that I play video games until the second or third time I meet them. Gotta give them a chance to see I’m a mentally stable, kind person. 

This manner of idiocy isn’t genetic. There also doesn’t seem like much risk of men who harrass video game actors ever impregnating someone. 

Season 3 had some brilliant performances from Ali and Dorff. 

It’s like guitars. Kevin Hart is 3/4 scale. 

My mistake. Thanks for the explanation! 

Wow! Did you ask him for some Reeboks? 

I probably shouldn’t risk it. He added me on Facebook and all of his profile pics are him in different martial arts uniforms. 

Those two men look very different. 

The guy who does my HVAC repairs looks like the full-sized version of Kevin Hart. I want to ask him if he’s ever heard that from anyone else, but I’m worried that he might be insulted by the comparison.

I like this article because it’s about Disney Adults having a bad time. 

Portillo’s is actually kind of mediocre (less so for hot dogs than other stuff like Italian Beef). Other chains could probably do it just as well if they cared about sourcing the right ingredients. 

Put the frank in the bun. Add the mustard. Slide the tomato slices in on one side. Add the relish and onions. Shake of celery salt all over everything. Sport peppers. Then the dill spear.

Most pickle spears and sport peppers aren’t that big, but it’s not especially difficult to bite through everything. Just grab the far end of the bun and use your index finger on top to hold everything together and it’s easy.

Short seasons wouldn’t be an issue if you stopped guzzling content just to fill empty time in your life.

This McAfee guy is the source of a very annoying conflict when I visit my parents in the afternoon. My dad will want to have his show on as loud background noise and then my mom will complain that she has to listen to a braying jackass for hours in a row and then my dad will say, “You don’t get it. That’s his schtick.”…

“Aasshole”

“I didn’t want to disappoint anyone” is a pretty good reason for not dying. 

Swellguys 

Y’all never seen Cheers? 

I don’t know the exact number, but she hosted nearly 150 episodes of the daily syndicated show in seasons 38 and 39 and hosted the primetime Celebrity Jeopardy last season.