I did and only found one study suggesting acute binge drinking increases serum endotoxins in the body for up to 24 hours which can provoke an immune response.

“Why the hell would anyone want to eat canned soup straight out of the can?”

They don’t have a bowl in their bindle.

Obnoxious idiot eats like a hobo and would like some attention.

“. The damage they’re doing to their bodies in one episode of binge drinking like this is extensive”

Good grief. What extensive damage is caused by one instance of double digit binge drinking in a year?

“Overly describing the appeal of women’s breasts in an attempt to seem straight.”

“I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.”

“You know I’m still getting over the tragic loss of my wife. She was such a strong, female woman with nice heavy breasts.”

“One night when I was philandering,…

BONE!?

I appreciate the succinct comment-length history lesson. 

Nonsense. I scat the theme from Sanford and Son like an angel. 

It’s really lucky that he was able to see his youngest kids grow into adults. Normally when someone has a kid in their 70s, it’s a pretty short parental relationship. I bet his family treasured that.

I’m sure a couple writers called their dads who used to be SNL writers to ask who Henry Kissinger was. 

It was definitely an excellent performance. 

“Neither gossip blogs nor Swifties can be normal about Taylor Swift’s love life”

“Has Gladden gone Hollywood? He’s a regular person, and that’s not really how a regular person talks. Maybe that’s worse than him overstaying his welcome?”

It’s nice that he loves his idiot mom. 

“shit himself, throw up, and then start crying for his mother,”

Is your point that there are major holes in the canon? There’s obviously no logical in-universe explanation for that to happen. 

The technical almost always counts inextremis. It’s the multiplying factor and Tasha stood out in that round for the wrong reasons. 

Bummer that Tasha flamed out so intensely. Especially with Noel on solo duty as the emotional body shield. I think it’s clear why they didn’t press the issue with a verbal explanation of her failings in this episode. Her skill, charisma, and perceived vulnerability garner so much empathy from the viewer that the…

It’s fucked up that they didn’t let Bill Ward participate (Tommy Clufetos is a fine drummer, but Ward is singular), but I’m happy with this being my final memory of Ozzy if it comes to that.

 

Matty is the Dee Dee Ramone of Bake Off. I mean that as a compliment.