Girl, I’ve seen you on TV and on a movie theater screen. Pay for a fucking Uber!

For real! Coming of age in the Upper Midwest, I drove while over the limit a lot more than anyone ever should (and probably should have been caught), but that was on flat, barely-trafficked rural roads and never even remotely heavy eyed or directionally confused drunk. That’s absurd!

He should try a funnier color. Maybe violet. 

I found this article about protecting one’s home from tiny trickster spirits. I hope this can help Mr Hall feel safe https://otherworldlyoracle.com/fairy-protection-evil-fairies/

Say “film” again. I dare you! 

“He also said that he shot “almost 2 million feet of film” for the movie”

The method of organization.

Hey now!

At most it’s probably something where there are makeup artists who have, among other specialties, a specific skill for soft pink body areas. Lips, nipples, penis tips and scrotums, etc. There’s no way there’s a person whose job is only nipples. 

Was he doing a bit where he repeated jokes that he heard on a fishing trip with his grandpa who also isn’t funny?

Maybe it’s a sign that we should fall in love...

Instead of caring about any of this, people should check out a Youtuber named Alex Ball. He does in depth explanations of the history and functions of vintage synthesizers. It’s very interesting and he’s also a talented musician and composer who is able to give demonstrations of how every piece of gear that he…

“How is sexually grooming underage fans a “mistake”? Seems like a concerted effort to me... That’s not accidental.”

You (should) already have seven holes in your head!

I think he got the job because he could do impressions. Lorne loves impressions.

Plus he wasn’t yet married when he got SNL so there was no opportunity for him to admit that his wife once admonished him for coming to bed at 1am with a bowl of soup.

You judge each based on their apparent goals and how well those goals are executed. The prompt was not to make a traditionally filled sausage roll so the traditionality or familiarity of the flavors doesn’t need to be a consideration. He told them the ingredients in advance. That’s enough for them to calibrate their…

What restaurant? I’d like to try that.  My Italian Beef Bao was at Bixi Beer in Chicago. 

Apparently one can’t be a famous food person over the age of 50 in Britain without having a kinda xenophobic palate.

Their tutting about the well executed Chinese flavors in Dan’s sausage rolls bugged me. Those sounded and looked delicious. I love it when people mix flavors from one culture with the meat-filled starch of another. I recently ate an Italian Beef Bao that was fantastic.

They need to give Josh a weekend in a tanning bed for a proper comparison.