Or the gut punch in Hunt for the Wilderpeople with Zag and the boar. 

Is Old Bachelor a bastard man?

I loved how Strike Force Five did a whole episode ragging on Fallon’s alcohol-induced dyslexia and everyone loved it so they said, “Okay let’s just do that again,” and it worked! Jimmy Fallon being unable to communicate in a coherent manner is the gift that keeps on giving. 

Her show is great and that greatness was diminished by receiving an award that had been won multiple times each by Modern Family and The Big Bang Theory. Winning an Emmy is like having your anti-vaxer aunt agree with you at Thanksgiving. 

Hollywood Sex Guy Taika Waititi must feel pretty cheeky saying “open relationship” after Marvel execs yelled at him for getting caught having an outdoor multi-partner makeout party with his singer wife and an actress during the production of that last Thor movie.

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel hosted the Emmys and he laid down and people got angry that he took attention away from that short woman accepting a bullshit award? That was a thing that happened on TV. 

“They looked cheesy for me” is explicit mild criticism.

“in accordance to the spirit of her remark, there is a significant difference between the degree to which men’s bodies are judged compared to women’s body.”

A bunch of people wrongfully imprisoned for marijuana related crimes during his time as governor probably would have preferred Twins 2 as well.

Agreed. It’s intentionally an inherently optimistic show. Abbott Elementary is a show where a social rivalry that escalates to a physical confrontation ends in shoving. The recurring theme is that the characters are always paddling upstream against the current, but they will eventually make it and the effort is…

Yeah this a show where the grizzled janitor and the whitest teacher had a (comedic) tearful argument about a cat that they found in the basement and the principal spends all day promoting nineteen different side hustles on Tiktok. It exists in a world where Philadelphia’s best worst rapper and like eight parents can…

“many have called upon Abbott Elementary star and creator Quinta Brunson to write an episode about school shooters.”

I’m an Ugly Naked Guy

I say Richard Dreyfuss is a sour old bitch. 

“ I don’t think she’s actually had an impact on culture in general in the way that Madonna has,”

He could so easily start being a bald beanie guy and people wouldn’t even make a big deal about it. 

I rewatched the Wet Hot American Summer prequel and sequel series this summer. I’d love to see him work with Wain and Showalter again. 

Definitely. The struggle that we watched in her eyes/on her face was her pushing past the protective kneejerk instinct to squash her desire to say yes. That was a genuine promise. 

Hawke is so skilled at playing selfish assholes who have started learning how to be kind, reliable men. What a niche. 

Emmy voters can not be so clueless as to give a white man the only award for a show bursting with talented Indigenous people. Right?