Do you think “Ellen is bugging me at home” is enough of a reason to convince ABC to reboot Better Off Ted?

Oh, dude! I had that snack set! 

Was it meant to be ironic? 

Nope. It’s only westerns and Thirteen Days.

I go through a phase of falling asleep (at midnight thank you) to Open Range, Wyatt Earp, and Dances With Wolves a couple times per year. I’m legit looking forward to adding Horizon to my Sleeping Through Costner rotation. I swear I’m under 60. His films just have even keeled sound design. 

I dunno. He could have just as easily been Steve Carell’s sloppy younger brother.

Ugh. Don’t remind me that he’s the nepotistic Platt success instead of any of Oliver Platt’s kids. 

His kids are American. Let’s just take him. He’s ours now. 

I don’t think we’re supposed to say HBO at all anymore unless we’re watching it in a hotel room. 

“Are people really begging for gossip about Laraine Newman?”

I am a little bit. Did you know she dated Mark Mothersbaugh and Phil Hartman in the 80s? I don’t think it was at the same time.

Okay 

Cauliflower’s starchiness makes it super versatile. I use roast cauliflower with hot sauce, ranch seasoning, cheese powder, a dab of greek yogurt, and frozen peas as a slightly healthier version of spicy mac n cheese and peas. Or steamed cauliflower as a meat replacement in a Chicken Jalfrezi recipe. 

“did make me wonder if vegetarian guests get to pick their replacement”

I think usually 7. Home Base is where the house band and monologue happen, and Stage 2 is the musical performance so those are static during the taping and then I think stages 1 and 3-6 get moved around and changed. I think they might also slide the Weekend Update set in front of Home Base.

He looks like he should have an English West Country or Yorkshire accent. I’m always a little disappointed when he speaks and he’s just a normal American guy. 

“On one hand, I don’t know what that would look like without Conan bouncing off him at high speed.”

“(assuming they can get some soy wings together).”

R&B Singer Greatly Overestimates the Power of His Penis

He’s also the dickhead who masterminded all of the corporate synergistic whatever involved in the big Eagles reunion tours and then zombie tours. 

People don’t deserve nice things.