The problem is comedians get through four seasons of their TV discussion podcasts and then get hired to write an Oscar nominated screenplay. Then, all of a sudden, they’re too important to finish the remaining six seasons of the X-Files. 

Well I guess I’m not going to hear any more podcasts dedicated to talk show hosts teasing Jimmy Fallon for being a dipshit. 

Expend Four Bulls? 

I heard Oprah started dating Steadman soon after a lackluster couple of dates with Roger Ebert. 

Here I was hoping Jonas had highlighted Mary Steenburgen and Dianne Wiest’s excellent performances in Parenthood. 

It’s when people clap in agreement instead of laugh. 

Million to two shot, doc. Million to two. 

Of course not. I’m just trying to start an outlandish online rumor for Meyers to respond to when/if he ever does a new episode of Corrections. Just gotta get a Xwitter Xdiot to read that comment and run with it.

“If I ever hear anything bad about working for Seth Meyers, I don’t know what I’ll do.”

I think Keitel just straight up quit that one because he didn’t want to do 60 takes of every scene.

She was being a real dick before that horse fell on her too.

John hates Jamie because he’s not as much of a big sexy cowboy as the dead eldest son, Lee. Beth hates him because of Gretchen Mol’s amazing four minute performance as the worst mother in the history of existence. Does Kayce hate him? I can’t even remember. I hate him because Wes Bentley has an inherently…

This is a better than normal listicle. I had never read the Natalie Portman or Dennis Hopper stories. Hopper and Ed Harris are VERY different actors. 

So many people have talked about Fox being such a breath of fresh air on the set when he took over the role. He showed up, worked hard, and was just nice to people and everyone fucking loved him. 

It’s pretty silly! Season 2 is worth finishing though. It builds to a nice action-packed climax, and there’s a lot of Kayce’s son being perpetual bait and everyone treating Jamie like he’s a worthless piece of shit for no apparent reason.

I fell out in Season 3 when Kayce and his Native American wife (who is played by an actress who is definitely not Native) were having sex in the woods and a wolf walked up and Kayce and the wolf shared eye contact and then the wolf was like, “Yeah, man. Give it to her!” and walked away out of respect for the fucking.

I think those of us who lived our whole lives in complete indifference of him probably have the good grace to keep it to ourselves. 

Who is this comment vs? 

Her cocked and waggled brows in that VMA performance ten years ago vs the video linked in this article.

Miley used to be able to move her eyebrows.