My Tele is black like my heart. It’s a serious condition. 

Nonsense. I didn’t say “toan” even once.

People really had varied interests back then. 

I don’t recall seeing a single crucifix in Barbie’s Dream House. Shameful. 

If someone is swinging it around their head it could strike any number of things.

I did (because of an AV Club headline), I was (pretending to be very excited), and now I’m going to pretend to boycott the movie because doing this bit makes me laugh.

I’m not looking for any nudes from twenty years ago. I’ve seen that shit. I was promised contemporary dong. 

There were a heck of a lot more people leading small, frightened lives than ones that encouraged goodness and intelligence in the small town where I grew up.  

There have been surprisingly popular bootlicker country songs at least since the 60s (probably earlier, I just don’t know 30s-50s as well). They’ve just been more easily lost to time because the rebellious stuff has always been more interesting to write about.

“For John Belushi, every night was Saturday night.”

Bohemian Rhapsody would have been better if none of the band members had been on board. Apart from the chronological fuckery used to bend the story into an overly typical narrative arc (that’s common for the subgenre), May and Taylor were clearly concerned about making themselves not look to bad. There was zero chance…

Well that’s disappointing. my imagination promised me Murphy dong. 

I don’t think most of whatever that is was grown from his scalp. 

This guy looks like someone got their Oscar statue a pretty nice quality wig and suit.

Why would you write a slideshow exclusively for people who don’t know anything? 

Minor 30 Rock Spoiler: Marsden is only in the last two seasons as Liz Lemon’s unconventionally ideal partner. I think they did a great job of incorporating him into the cast and the episodes when Liz first tells him she loves him and when they get married are series highlights. Don’t watch it for him unless you want…

I choose to believe the guy who so effectively played a sweet idiot like Criss Cross on 30 Rock is actually a reasonable person.

I still have a couple episodes left, but the main thing that (so far) has stopped Jury Duty from veering into the ugly, bullying side of prank shows is that it’s edited to make Ronald seem like such a genuine mensch. He sometimes comes off as a bit of a dummy, but he consistently meets people where they are and…

One of the best running bits is that the mark, Ronald, repeatedly brings up his favorite James Marsden movie, the 2008 Superbad/Road Trip ripoff Sex Drive. At one point he brought in his personal copy of the unrated BluRay to have Marsden sign it. 

I bet real life James Marsden wouldn’t ask his non-famous friend to take the blame for a massive shit that rendered a hotel toilet inoperable.