“The one that would have tripped the switch for me would have been Kirk Fox,”

That’s what I kept thinking! Sewage Joe! He has such a distinctive voice. 

I’m not sure which is a more obvious sign that this was bullshit. The fact that it was first reported by The Sun or that it involves Cameron doing anything with a streaming service. 

I normally hate this slideshow shit, but this was a worthwhile list. 

My man Cilly hanging dong. 

It’s funny to see Gen-Xers turn into reactionary old fucks. 

Did he also complain that Keanu Reeves is still alive?

I’m colorblind with certain shades of green too. 

“Even worse, it’s a funny woman!”

Boooo!

There was actually an episode of High Maintenance where an HBO intimacy coordinator went on a couple dates with an asexual magician. It was funny and sweet despite the plot sounding like it was written via madlib. 

“Community seemed like it was a good time”

“or so I’ve read on the internet, because I did not go see that shit”

I’ve been to shows where people in the mosh pit showed a lot more consideration for each other than the folks who arrived late and tried to shove their way to the front.

How is a famous filmmaker who is also a well known submarine guy having an opinion about a currently culturally significant submarine disaster not within the purview of a pop culture site?

“Roth’s Percy is the romantically chaste type. He keeps resisting Maddie’s attempts to seduce him. Hence, Roth’s part is rather tricky;”

“It’s the dumbest show I’ve ever enjoyed.”

Oh no! Why didn’t Schreiber have anyone else read that review before it was published? 

She removed the money from her name like 9 years ago. Get with the times, grandpa! 

Everyone should have the right to not be touched even when someone really wants to touch them.

This is too many words against Greene. She’d start shrieking over the person’s response before they could get to the insult.