“he sort of gets his own moment, in his own way, to take the lead, when they visit the mausoleum.”

“it was hard to take the announcement as anything but an outright insult to the WGA, working writers, and anyone who supports their noble cause.”

Big words from a scab. 

Mullvad

Mullvad. It’s like $5.40 a month depending on the value of the Euro. 

I’ve been using a Swedish VPN that doesn’t share data with American law enforcement. I’ve built up quite the digital library that I can stream in my browser from various cloud storage services. Feels good.

Henry Winkler, is that you? 

That’s great. Every famous lesbian (and whatever Janelle Monae’s situation is) should stab a hack comedian in the back and steal their money.

Great mom. Maybe not the best wife considering what she did to that lamp. 

Probably just a small mountain of antidepressants.

“What’s Jameela Jamil’s deal?”

I think Visions was an interesting album that was apparently made by an idiot. 

Isn’t it a bummer when people who made interesting music for a little while turn out to be idiots? 

It’s pretty nice for an old rock, Nora. Don’t hate.

Aww jeez. Now my mom’s gonna move to Montana.

Shooters shoot, y’all.

He looks like Boris Johnson smoked weed once and it turned him ginger. 

Obviously gonna lie about that part. C’mon. I’m not made of stone. 

I don’t think NBC will allow it again after Conan spent so much air time spinning his ring on the desk.

Just gonna say: If Melanie Lynskey made me meet her in a motel room, yelled at me, and told me to go in the bathroom and jerk off into a condom, I wouldn’t need the toothpaste.

Maybe they should try stabbing a guy and then doing a really bad job of covering it up. Could be fun. 

People who show up late to a party and then act like it just started.