That’s true. Any criticism of how that show functions is just annoyed nerds tilting at the windmill of Lorne Michael’s disinterest in changing anything ever. 

My parents had one of those in the 90s, but it was strictly “special occasions only” because it was such a pain in the ass to clean.

“It’s something like an 80 hour workweek for the regular cast,”


And then they get two weeks off every few weeks and no one thinks to write ahead so they don’t have to be in the office so much during a show week. 

The FBI started a file on my friend’s bookstore after they hosted a poster-making workshop for a pro abortion rights protest. A good chunk of the FBI genuinely have nothing better to do than observe and harass people. 

Is that a Jack Handey ism?

“It seems like the prosecution and the DA bit off too much by trying to nail Baldwin and ended up losing the whole thing.”

At some point you need to accept that consistent feedback to a behavior means the feedback is probably valid.

I don’t understand the legal system in New Mexico. Shouldn’t there be prosecutors for the whole jurisdiction instead of just the cattle trails?

“Also it’s just fun to see what these sauces do to people, to be honest.”

You seem to have handled the news of his existence much better than the people who comment on Washington Post articles when the paper interviewed him last Fall. 

I was already hard, but it helped me maintain. 

California has some of the best medical care in the entire world if you’re rich. 

Probably! Hopefully!

“My first thought is Tom is playing a horrible joke”

Was Lee Daniels’ The Paperboy not a licensed adaptation?

Too much life? 

I’m so bad. I’ve been spending more time with GTA Online and I have to almost exclusively play on private servers so I can complete my darn taxi missions in peace without worrying that some yute is gonna appear out of nowhere and firebomb my car. 

“cost 90 million dollars”

I still wouldn’t watch it, but thinking about it would be funny. 

Darn. I thought someone sang an Iron Maiden song.