He’s gonna crush all the other Chrises like walnuts with his donk. 

I won’t stand for this Chris Meloni erasure. 

I remember that! 

Svengoolie, no!

Or a hipster Svengoolie (who, I assume, fucks)

Bro, Feist was on Sesame Street! 

It being fictional also means you don’t need to accuse people of being emotional just because they disagree with you.

“It’s not technically murder” is a weaselly defense of causing a person to die with your actions and then covering it up. 

I didn’t say he could be convicted of murder. His actions directly caused a guy to die and then he had it covered up. 

Kendall killed a guy. That’s worse than using money and emotional manipulation to get someone to stay in a weird relationship with you. 

I’ve been rewatching Home Movies. I don’t wanna talk trash about PP. 

Feedback request: Does this joke work any better with Jay Mohr or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jim Bruer’s about to take out a whole group of tweens in Vale to figure out if he’s still famous.

Me too! That scene was nightmare fuel for a couple years. I just got chills looking at the still.

Mike Melsky is really having a hard time with his continued failure to achieve the perfect egg bite. 

Some added context missing among the general horniness is that J Cameron Smith is married to the playwright and director Kenneth Lonergan who has worked on a good number of plays with Culkin. Cameron-Smith and Culkin were both in Lonergan’s movie Margaret.

They lived in New York and I don’t so I’m not about to gatekeep true Scotsmen. Every city has idiots.

Most of those vibrators are usb rechargeable so you should feel free to make some other plans for the batteries.

I once had a New Yorker claim “it’s not about the quality of the pizza. It’s about you’re walking around, have three drinks here, walk around, get some pizza that’s available on literally every corner, have three drinks at this new place... it’s all about the vibe.”

Bigots, people under the age of 75 who wink at people in public, and people who say “we” when they talk about the performance of their favorite sports team.