“I’m just about to turn 40, and I’m already running out of bands to go see.”

Would you like any suggestions? I’m only 4 years younger than you and my concert schedule is full up.

I just bought tickets to see this band from Asheville, NC in June.

“absolutely, calmly demolish”

“I don’t really want you on my team, because that’s not a good look.”

Republicans are trying to deny trans people the right to healthcare and you’re worried about image and aesthetics. 

That’s cool. good for her.

An award-winning talk show at that. It’s been her big claim to continued fame for the past 3-4 years. I don’t personally watch it because there’s a bunch of spicy honey on my TV remote. 

Can we end a question with a question mark? 

I need to start jerkin it to a higher class of content. I can’t get anyone to publish my batin’ blog and it’s probably because the stuff that provokes my erotic interest has cheap production values.

Probably the second one yeah

Notice how Jez linked to their coverage of Mulaney’s divorce, but nothing about Wong’s. 

“a soapy reimagining—Will gets arrested, Uncle Phil and Aunt Viv are sexy, Carlton’s an asshole”

Why on earth would he ever be in contention for a positive ranking of people?

Thanks for the correction.

Answer: Al Roker, Boris Yeltsin, and presumably someone’s baby.


Question: Who are the top 3 people to ever poop their pants at the White House?

Iron Man 3 was the movie that made me stop seeing Marvel movies. People give it way too much credit because of the entertaining second act. The third act is an absolute mess with the sudden stake-ruining addition of an army of robot Iron Men and Pepper’s fire infection getting hand-waved away with about 10 seconds of…

Chief (O)Creative Officer.

I was going to say “He and William Hurt can go cry about it together in a pile of money” but then I remembered William Hurt died. That’s sad. 

“ American Auto, whose hilarious 13-episode second season began on January 26.”

Fewer

What message is it propagating?

Maron or Tig Notaro.