I’m continually surprised that anyone pays any amount of attention to the Grammys. 

It’s safe to assume Emily Leibert never understands the nuance of whatever she’s written. 

I’m just here to repeat my eternal disappointment that Shawn Mendes is a man and not a female Shawn like Shawn Colvin. It’s been too long in between famous female Shawns.

AMC shares expensive news for my brother who has macular degeneration and can only see the movie if he sits in the front row.

Not allowing fun characters to be ruined by multiple disappointing sequels seems like an act of grace more so than misogyny. It’s okay for good things to stand on their own.

Some school districts do 7th-12th grades as high school. You can still bring it up. 

“ I’m also bothered when they show scenes in Chicago and a guy starts at Wrigley Field, turns a corner and ends up in a Bridgeport bar.”

“I hope they don’t kill off Luanne.”

“ is “Lil Baby” the worst name in rap history?”

Hard agree! It’s one of those songs that has been so enhanced by the process of learning it (I can do all of Lloyd’s parts and almost all of Verlaine’s minus the second half of his solo). It’s the peak of my abilities. Every detail that I learned made me appreciate the song more and added nuance to my understanding of…

Hey now!

The crescendo of Marquee Moon might still be the most important 90 seconds of music in my life.

This is, by far, my favorite Russian parody account. 

“Drake says, looking out into the crowd alongside 21 as the house lights.”

Surely falling is more humiliating. No one thinks to watch out for bodies from above. 

Good for him for having one in the chamber just in case. 

Whose torso is that? 

The only death on that set was Henry Winkler’s directorial career. 

Release the butthole cut!

I don’t know why I hoped he had fucked the jam.