I would watch either. 

“Prompted by a new California law that temporarily suspended the statute of limitations on sexual abuse claims,”

That would be great fun at first and then quickly turn into a promotional tool with him slapping co stars of his upcoming movies.

“How’s your ugly cow of a wife?”

Will Smith hitting someone again this year is probably the only thing that would get me to start regularly watching the Oscars.

That was summer 2021. 

I remember there was an episode where Ward’s character was revealed to be a pregnancy expert because he once got so high that he remembered his own birth. 

“My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.”

Help her figure out how to get the messages from her phone to her computer? 

It’s Aubreys Plaza

Yeah like what’s step 3? 

Just sayin’

I heard it’s because the Rock is too chickenshit and candy-assed to go toe to toe with Superman.

I feel like the continued existence of Rob Marshall’s career as a director is the result of some sort of agenda or conspiracy, but I’m not clear on the final goal. 

USD? sproink! 

Yeah sorry. I actually know why.

“Is he bad?”

Why would they make more movies in a series that already has too many bad movies? 

Ooh good idea. I’ll tweet at him once he’s finished defending Matt Gaetz. 

Oh good! I was worried she wasn’t interested in that particular goss.