I dunno. She’s very, very attractive and he gets to have sex with her. I’d probably be that over the top too.

I already brine and jar my own pickles, Ben. I can’t DIY everything.

How come Jez never had a headline about people asking Sydney Sweeney “Ayy those titties real though?”

I was hoping for some juicy goss about witnessing an Alec Baldwin tantrum.

Boy Gen Xers sure got right in line with turning into reactionary olds.

So like 2006? I used to read every Project Runway and Top Chef review. 

You give him too much credit. He was a rich guy who made his fortune publishing trade magazines and licensing music to movie theaters. He hadn’t practiced law in years. It’s likely that the only reason he was on the legal team was because he destroyed evidence for OJ.

Was that before or after A.V. Club used to review every episode of multiple reality shows?

Good lord no one ask Ice Cube about international banking or we’re gonna have an even bigger mess. 

They really don’t like this guy getting more respect than Tim Berners-Lee. 

recognitions isn’t a troll. They’re a genuine idiot. Trolls are inherently disingenuous.

This Ratajkowski woman does not seem like my kind of person. 

There’s no way that The Post can rank that high. It has a scene where a shot of a paper coming off the printing press transitions to a full on newsboy selling it on a street corner. Fucking come on! That is such a dereliction of good taste.

“there aren’t any songs about soft-focus fascism”

I only found out about the game show because I was in a hospital waiting room the other night. It’s a remake of You Bet Your Life (the show that Groucho Marx hosted). Network TV is fucking weird. 

This variety of rampage mass shooting at least. Using the US government’s definition of mass killing (a crime in which 3 or more people are killed) or the popular scholastic and media definition of a mass shooting as a shooting in which 4 or more people are shot (injured or killed), the vast majority of mass shootings…

It’s not his fault. The show wasn’t supposed to last so long that he grew large enough to eat Jon Cryer. 

I saw it. It was a fine way to pass a couple hours. 

He didn’t do nothing at all. He made a bad movie and then learned how to be a mediocre drummer.

This is a bad precedent. Now Nabisco is going to feel pressured to give some other streamer permission to throw Saltines at a Wilco concert.