Kumail still lied about the medical/chemical aspects of him getting jacked. A person’s damn skull doesn’t change shape just from a super expensive diet and exercise regime. 

“Yeah, K, I got him with both fists. He won’t be a problem anymore.” 

River Phoenix: Speedball overdose

Way to stand by your art, T. 

MCR drawing inspiration from unexpected sources. 

F is for friends that do stuff together

“why are you wasting ink on this crap”

Bout $80 now with inflation.

Huh. That’s a weird thing to write on a drum head.

I’m sorry. Does that kick drum say “Sex Perm”? 

New Girl completely outlived the creative value of its premise and that’s okay. There’s no need to extend it when it already lasted well beyond its cache of good ideas. It was awkward and a bit ambitious, then very funny for a good while, and then varying degrees of amusing until it was a show that retrospectively…

Oh joy. Is this the decade where we all realize that wealthy old gay white men are just as exhausting as their straight peers? One of the real tragedies of the AIDS epidemic is that we lost a whole generation of gay men who should have turned 50 twenty five years ago so we all could have started practicing ignoring…

For a minute I thought you just called me a “Conehead” and I wasn’t sure if I should be offended.

Hail Caesar! sure seemed like it was fun to make. I can’t imagine I’ll ever watch it a second time.

Edited by Anne Coates, the woman who cut Lawrence of Arabia, The Elephant Man, and Striptease (!).

At least she didn’t get weird at Wes Craven’s nipples. 

I’d say Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Out of Sight, and Michael Clayton are unambiguously great, and I’ll defend The Descendents.

Dr Spaceman’s techniques guarantee male orgasm. 

“donuts (as everyone knows, the straightest of pastries)“

I this fellow is a little bit smaller than them, but no less sound of heart.

This is not that Seamus guy who produces all of Billie Eilish’s music, right? That’s a different music guy with a ginger beard?