But then when you really stop and think about it and look around at the people in this country… It actually makes perfect sense.

Honestly… I don’t think this explanation is bizarre at all.

Of course this IS from the organization that awarded it’s championship last year to the guy who finished seventh in points....

Another stupid rule by NASCAR. Who in their right mind thinks it’s a good idea to prevent the most popular drivers from racing? To be the best you have to beat the best. And the purses in the Xfinity series are so pitiful nobody stealing anyone’s lunch money.

Wait. Are you telling me the NCAA is full of sh&t on something?

Am I misunderstanding this picture… Or do the backseats not swivel? What the hell is wrong with these people? Why would you buy a car like that when the backseats don’t rotate? You mean to tell me I’m going to be expected to spin my own hips across the surface of the seat to exit the car? That’s a bunch of crap. I’ll…

“He who is without sin shall cast the first stone.”

And a couple more games.

Get a center point punch. I keep one in my glove box.

It is harder to mount the wiper on a send an because these days the trunk goes right up to the window in most cases. On a hatch, there is real estate for it.

With a few exceptions, only the very best NASCAR drivers win the Brickyard. It is surprising how many Cup Champions have won there as a percentage.

Buy your own pre-paid phone.

Jerry Jones has more money than Dan Snyder, evidently.

At last! Finally a fix to the problem of MFGs jumping in and out of sports at racing! Oh wait.

Don Cooper is going to fix the fck out of Tyler Clippar.

Also, I’m assuming you’re talking about those 72 whole days he had a filibuster proof 60 votes in the Senate.

Many members of his party were not actually members of this party.   

I doubt you can say he had an actual majority. A conservative Democrat is a Republican from a blue state.

The worst part about it is… They had a guy who showed him how to do it. What did they do for him? If the first chance they had for a midterm election they couldn’t run away from his major accomplishments fast enough.

And, for the 9,534,634 time in his life, August Adolphus Busch IV thanks his lucky stars he isn’t black. Cause he would be dead.