I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

So obviously dude should get the surgery and get his goddamn game check back, but I want to address this:

Osemele said the Jets initially sent a blank MRI and then the wrong MRI to one of his doctors before finally correcting the error. Jets GM Joe Douglas told Osemele it was an honest mistake

Probably some arcane CBA rule no one ever knew about that nets them a compensatory draft pick in perpetuity.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

they had kolber interviewing namath on the sideline the other week & I couldn't believe it

The best part about her response is that it was direct and to the point, and that there is exactly no chance at all that people will respond with “Lighten up and learn to recognize a compliment”/ “These things happen when you choose to put yourself on TV”/ “What he did was wrong, but did he really deserve to have you…

As Dom said yesterday, they’re focused on the wrong thing. Sam was mic’d up, he knew he was mic’d up, he said something human and notable, and it was approved for use in the broadcast.

I, too, look forward to being able to easily identify the least original people in my social media feeds.

“learned of the videos”

Senseless? No. The Nationals are pretty much stealing MASN from the Orioles with MLB giving a little wink. The Caps have dirty Tom Wilson and the Putin team-humping Ovechkin (and to a lesser extent Kuznetsov) ruining my love for Holtby. The Redskins are a friggin racial slur. What’s not to hate about the Washington…

But that would require him acknowledging that there is an incident in the first place. There is a new line of public affairs where you don’t deny that an event occurred or a thing was said. Instead, you disregard the possibility of that event or thing ever having the possibility of existing.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

Proactively supportive of a demonstrated shitbag following a time in which he might be rightly criticized about the thing he’s supposed to be good (even though that criticism hasn’t yet arrived) is a weirdly aggro place to begin a “celebration.”

His comments had everything to do about the game situation that just occurred and nothing else