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Officials ruled that Dolphins WR Albert Wilson did feign a pass before he went down

That is such a weird but spiritually satisfying stat I had to go look it up.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

He’s going to write in Jaden Smith

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

Commenting on the protests in Hong Kong is cool, but have you ever commented on the protests in Hong Kong...on weed?

Define time - Kyrie 

I thought Buddy Hield sucked?

“The losses have already been substantial,” he said. “Our games are not back on the air in China as we speak, and we’ll see what happens next. I don’t know where we go from here. The financial consequences have been and may continue to be fairly dramatic.

How would he go about firing someone who, as I understand it, does not actually work for him?

And this is why when I tweet about China, it’s only to say how Winnie the Pooh wishes he was as handsome and wise as President Xi Jinping.

Now now, there was never any evidence that Bat Boy was a vampire.

At the time, Parnas told the Miami Herald he had stopped paying because the team wasn’t living up to its end of an agreement that included a verbal promise to have a player hand him a signed team basketball at center court during halftime of a game in 2000.

He’s kind of like the Richard Sherman of the NFL in his wavering between smart, thoughtful, outspoken guy and complete asshole.

Floyds, ranked:

Looking at LeBron’s career, is this CYA, have-it-both-ways pragmatism all that surprising?

When building his Heat, 2nd Cleveland, and Lakers teams, he always dictated how the team would be built and which Old Guy/James Jones he wanted on the team. But the minute the team he had constructed wobbled, he was out,

I didn’t hear any bad language used towards their or our players.

I’m starting to think Victor Krum was probably a racist.